Saturday, October 28, 2006

Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Tuk Tuks and Ferries


October 21, 2006

7:15am Pick up truck takes us from hotel to ferry.

8:00am Ferry to Ko Phi Phi. Transfer to ferry to Phuket island.

9:30am Ferry transfer in middle of ocean. Our bags are passed over the rails, we are hurried onto the waiting second ferry. Odd, but very efficent.

11:00am Arrive in Phuket, take a pre paid van into town where we were planning on killing some time before our 4pm flight to Malaysia. The van couldn't find where we wanted to go and so they dropped us off on the street (Val cursing and protesting), we walk aimlessly with our heavy packs in 90 degree heat in search on somewhere to have lunch.

11:05am Tuk Tuk driver stalks us, asking where we'd like to go. We blow him off.

11:09am Same tuk tuk driver, still stalking us, says he'll take us where we want to go and the airport afterwards for an agreeable price. We get in.

11:15am Uncle Stalky stops as at some random restaurant. Then tells us we should just take a cab to the airport because 1) he can't wait for us to eat lunch 2) a cab is better 3) the cab has a/c 4) the cab will cost more.

11:16am We feel the last week's bliss bleeding out of our pores.

11:18am We decide to just eat and find a way to the airport.

12:07pm Find out that there is an airport shuttle (for a fraction of the cab price) that leaves in 23 minutes at the Bus Terminal and that we will miss it.

12:15 Find out that all cabs are in cahoots and do not like to bargain.

12:30 Worn down, we take a cab to the airport. Wait for 3.5 hours.

4:15pm Fly to Kuala Lumpur, the capital of Malaysia

6:40pm (one hour time change) Arrive in KL, bags take forever to arrive. Meet Val's Dad and Jessie at airport. Happy to see familiar faces.

8:00pm Have great dinner at a hawker stand/rest stop at the side of the highway.

9:00pm Start the 2.5 hour drive to Ipoh where dad lives. Heavy heavy downpour most of the way.

11:30pm Arrive in Ipoh.


And just like that our fragile week of island yum was shattered by a gruelling 15 hour travel day.

Island Recap


What a luxury to have 7 whole days without moving. Our much needed vacation within the vacation. Not having to find accomodations or plan our next steps or having anything on the agenda was what we really needed. If we wanted to stay in and watch the All-Day-Movie-Ticket channel, we could, and we did. By the end of the week, we had our favorite hangouts and we had befriended a few of the townies. It's a good feeling, when you're a nomad, to have a small piece of familiarity even if it is only for a week. Island life is a slippery slope. Los dos Chamorros are a deeper shade of brown and our happy-place equilibrium was re-calibrated.



Highlites

* discovering places on the scooter.
* sleeping in.
* playing cards at the Nice Beach Resort for hours.
* Val's mysterious all day stomach cramps which led to movie marathon day.
* giant spider in bathroom one night (see photo in flickr) that valiant Mike drowned with a relentless water spraying.
* the chill beach platforms along the beach with Thai mats and pillows and shell curtains and vodka pineapples.
* the god aweful party at the Reggae House that was the butt of our jokes all week. It was a like a bad house party where you worry that no one is going to show up. The dj sucks because he's mixing tunes like a Greek plate thrower, the tempo-impaired host thinks he can play the drums. And all the dorky kids from school are the only ones showing up.
* waiting out the 3 hour island-wide black out on the porch with our emergency candle and cold Singhas.
* The Flip Flop Cafe, our favorite dinner spot. A Dive school/restaurant/wireless internet cafe run by a couple of Danish guys. They showed movies every night at 7:30. So we'd watch movies over meatballs and boiled potatoes and chicken breast and salad, a nice change from Thai food, and lots of wine (something we've really been missing.)

Lo-lights
* non-stop construction by the pool area.
* mosquitoes.
* having to leave.

For photos of Ko Lanta, go to http://www.flickr.com/photos/31967627@N00/sets/72157594348005998/

For photos of Ko Phi Phi, go to http://www.flickr.com/photos/31967627@N00/sets/72157594346939747/

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Jus' Chillin'


Finally, a place to rest our bones. No rain. No pesky vendors trying to sell us stuff we don't want. Loads of time to kill. Here's a sample daily itinerary:

slather on SPF 30
rent scooter
get breakfast and check email
tool around island
pineapple juice
play cards
eat some chicken thing
where does that dirt road go?
pool time?
read book
fall asleep
pee in ocean
oh my it's happy hour
bug spray
dinner time
fall asleep by 9:53pm
repeat

Friday, October 13, 2006

Paradise Lost. Paradise Found.

Sunday, Oct 15, 2006, Ko Lanta.
Eager to see the much acclaimed Thai islands with our own eyes, we left Bangkok for Krabi about 5 days ago. Krabi is a coastal town on the West coast of southern Thailand and a good jumping off point for the many island destinations in the Andaman Sea. When we arrived in Krabi, we took a taxi, then a sawngteaow (like a covered pick up truck with bench seats in the back, then a longtail boat to Railay island (famous for rock climbing). It was pouring. For days, the rainstorms persisted, dampening our spirits and slowly sapping our enthusiasm. On Railay, we spent about an hour walking around with our big packs, looking for a suitable hotel.
We quickly realized that the islands are not as affordable as other parts of Thailand. There was so much constuction on that tiny island it was a little of a buzzkill. (to be fair, this coast was hit pretty hard by the Tsunami.) Fatigued from the constant moving, our overwhelming desire was to find the perfect spot and stay there until we leave for Malaysia. Railay was not it so we took the ferry to Ko Phi Phi (Ko-Pee-Pee)the following morning. This is the island made famous from its cameo in that DeCaprio move, The Beach. We had not given up hope and were excited to see our next destination.
We arrived into a zoo of tour operators touting accomodations on the island. We settled on a place based mainly on price. The room itself was not bad, per se, but it wasn't worth the price. It was also probably the farthest possible spot from the pier, through construction sites, scores of massage shops, internet cafes, restaurants, bars and tour agencies. The island does not have a good drainage system so with the constant rains, muddy ankle deep, sometimes foul smelling rivulets dominate the streets. Water was coming out of pipes that spilled into the street and we weren't sure if it was pure rainwater or rainwater mixed in with a little sewage we were trudging through. Really glad for our Hep shots. Ko Phi Phi was turning out to be more like Ko Poo Poo.
The islands are breathtakingly beautiful but the unfortunate thing is that beauty is being trampled on and eaten alive by the greed and inconsideration of a booming tourist industry. Paradise Lost.

We are now on Ko Lanta. Paradise Found. This is exactly what we were looking for. A fairly large island, entirely undeveloped. There is a law here that forbids any building to be taller than the palm trees. We are staying at a great place and have rented a scooter to explore the island. Speaking of which, the sun is calling and we must go....until next time!


(Sorry, photos coming soon, it takes forever to load them, promise to do so soon.)

Monday, October 09, 2006

And They Drop Like Flies

Jenna was the first. Fever, headache, frequent trips to the bathroom. Then on the morning we were to fly to Bangkok, Michael wakes up with a high fever. We postpone our flight, Capos leave without us. Later that day, Angelo succumbs to same debilitating illness. We are stumped. What did it? The fruit plate at the temples? The supposedly safe bottled water? The 45 cent beers? Perhaps we were cocky, thinking ourselves impervious to a little bacteria in this not-third-world-anymore little oasis. But no, whatever it was beat the living crap out of these three. Val escapes narrowly with merely a bee sting on her cheek and a nasty fire ant bite on her foot. I'd take those any day over what these guys had. The night we spent alone in Cambodia was rough. Michael got better then were reminded that we'd picked the absolute noisiest place to stay, right under a rooftop bar and next to another one. When you're trying to sleep off a fever and relentless "angry ass" as Jenna calls it, the last thing you want it the relentless bass of one track pounding over the screaming melody of another. At least two sources of music barged into our room, mocking our walls and tightly closed windows, defying their existence. A rough night ensued but Mike's fever finally broke at around 4 in the morning. And by 8:30 we were at the airport waiting for our flight out of there to Bangkok.

We limped into Bangkok, Mike barely making the trip. Checked into our guesthouse and another full day of rest for the man, who was much much better but not entirely out of the woods. (Hooray, Cipro!) After a much needed nap, Val leaves him to the BBC and After School Specials while she takes her one and only chance to visit Chatuchak weekend market, the largest market in the world. You can buy ANYTHING you want there. And for cheap. Exhausted, Val makes it there 2 hours before the market closes.

Today, Oct 9, we take Michael to the hospital, just to see if he is alright. He claims it was the best hospital experience he's ever had. It was like a hotel when we entered, staff greeting us with their usual Thai hospitality. We were signed in and waiting to see a doctor within 5 minutes. A sign at the nurse's desk read. "If you have been waiting for longer than 15 minutes, please contact a nurse at the counter." Love this hospital. Blood tests were done while we waited and within an hour, we were on our way, with a diagnosis and more medication. Mike is back on his feet, ready to be on our way tomorrow morning to Krabi, our jumping off point to the islands.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Cambodia Rules


Where to begin? Cambodia has been both nostalgic and surprising. Off the bat, we wish we could have had more time here. Michael had few to no expectations of the country, probably figuring it would be pretty third world from Val's account of it, having been here five years ago. That, mixed in with the horrific things we've read about Pol Pot, the Khmer Rouge regime and the genocide that wiped out 2 out of 7 million Cambodians as recently as 1975-78. Everyone here has lost someone to the genocide, an uncle, a parent, an entire family. The country didn't really open up to tourists until probably 10 years ago when there were still traces of Khmer Rouge in outlying areas of Siem Reap, when taxi drivers were still afraid to take people to the more remote temples.

Five years ago, Cambodia was only a shadow of what it has become now. Kudos to them. All the roads are paved now, including what used to be a pothole ridden dirt road that connects Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia, with Siem Reap where Angkor Wat is. New bars and restaurants and nice stores and hotels have popped up all over, making it an accesible and ideal place for a getaway. So ideal that there are a thousand times more tourists now than there were five years ago. Busloads of Japanese tourists can easily ruin a good photo op.

Landmine victims are an atrocious reminder of worse times, they are a common sight here along with the many shoeless street children who wander about begging late into the night, miniscule 5 year olds with their one year old brother or sister clinging to their sides in a ghetto baby bjorn. Instead of giving them money, we've been buying racks of bananas and doling those out one by one.


Phnom Penh

We flew out of Ho Chi Minh City last Monday, eager to explore a whole new country. With Val teetering on the edge of falling ill, we opted for a half hour flight instead of the 8 hour bus ride. The bus would have costed $6, one dollar less than our cab ride from the Phnom Penh airport into the city. Oh well.

We were to meet our much missed travel buddies, Jenna and Angelo, at the Foreign Correspondents' Club that evening for drinks. Set in a colonial building with wide airy verandas overlooking the peaceful Mekong River, the boulevard teeming with waiting tuk tuk drivers, street vendors, and all walks of life out for an evening stroll. Inside the FCC, geckos roamed the faint yellow walls, occasionally ducking behind the many frames documenting decades of photojournalism. We sampled every spot in the house, from the mosaic tiled table tops and wrought iron chairs where we started with a snack, to the bar stools at the balcony where a careless wave of one's hand could send a glass of delicious pinot gris plummeting onto an unsuspecting pedestrian below, to politely stuffed Craftsman leather club chairs and matching dark wood coffee tables in the lounge area where we finally met our friends. How quickly we were seduced by the glamor of it all (Happy Hour specials did not help) and 6 carafs of wine later, we emerged, enebriated from our most excellent first four hours in Cambodia.

Tuol Sleng
Or S 21, was the only sight we had the time and energy for in Phnom Penh. Tuol Sleng was a secondary school used by Pol Pot as an interrogation, torture and detention center during the Cambodian genocide. Hundreds and thousands of men, women and children were held captive here under the strictest and most unreasonable of rules, cruelly tortured, chained to the floors and walls, burned in their beds. Most of them were eventually taken to the Killing Fields and bludgeoned to death. We spent a few hours at Tuol Sleng, wandering down its silent corridors with the unforgettable checkered tile pattern on the floors, observing walls that look like they have not been wiped down since its last occupants. Thousands of black and white photographs of every single person who came here is housed in room after room in one of the buildings, mute epitaphs of the unfortunate souls who passed through here.

Our faithful driver, Mr. Penh whom we'd met the night before at Jenna and Angelo's guesthouse drove us around on his scooter, waiting for us whenever we went inside. After Tuol Sleng, he took us to the Russian Market while we waited out a short drizzle, then we took him to lunch (the poor guy looked like he never eats)and called it a day, deciding against the 30km potholey ride out to the Killing Fields. After lunch, our hangovers got the better of us and we promptly returned to our guesthouse for much needed naps.

In the morning, we boarded a sweet bus to Siem Reap. Big roomy seats, a bathroom on board, cold towels, bottled water, and a box of pastries for our 6 hour journey.

Siem Reap
When we arrived at the bus station, scores of tuk tuk drivers crowded around the bus, some holding up signs with peoples' names on them, some offering dirt cheap rides into town "just to take a look" at where you want to stay. Our names were in the mix (guesthouses in Phnom Penh arrange these pickups so that the drivers can take you to guesthouses of their friends. The tuk tuk drivers don't care where you stay, they just want the chance to talk you into a 3 day commitment for them to be your sole driver to all the temples, a lucrative daily rate for them at $6 a day.) Since we had not arranged any accomodations, we decided to drive around and take a look at what was available. We usually have had no problem since we have never been in a place in high season. But Siem Reap being still quite a small town, and since most people are getting their guesthouse recommendations out of the same Bible (the Lonely Planet, we had trouble finding a place with any room. Getting desperate and tired, we settled on a place in a very central part of town. The rooms were simple but the location was perfect.

This lovely little town is almost unrecognizable from what it was 5 years ago. Everything seems to have gotten a face lift or grown in size. Beautifully designed restaurants, cafes and bars, a real pharmacy, spas and so many new hotels and guesthouses. It's difficult to put it in the "third world" category any longer. We spent our sunset at one of the more popular sunset destinations, on top of Phnom Bakheng temple. It was less than underwhelming, no sun was to be seen through the heavy clouds. It was very crowded and at the end, it started to pour. We hiked back down the dirt path in the dark, happy to find our faithful tuk tuk driver waiting for us. Home Charles! (Actually, Home Mr. Sopthep!)

The next day we rented bikes and rode out to Angkor Wat, the Bayon, and Ta Phrom, all temples in the Angkor compound. Little did we realize, we had ventured quite far out by the time we'd gotten to Ta Phrom and we were not happy campers on the one and a half hour ride back home. Short of suffering from heat stroke, and exhaustion (I guess I only speak for Jenna and I)Jenna and Val suffered from a heat rash, a stinging combo of sun, pollution, bug spray and sunblock. But it was a great day.

The next day Jenna was ill and did not join us on Temple day number 2. Angelo, Michael and Val hired a tuk tuk to take us to Bantei Srey, a remote temple about an hour drive away. It was smaller than we expected, but worth the jouney. On the way back we deliberated on whether to risk impending rain and darkness to visit a temple even farther away (it would have been a 4-6 hour roundtrip) that exists in the middle of the jungle, supposedly a true Indiana Jones adventure. It was already 1:30 in the afternoon and embarking on that trip so late would not have been smart. So after much gnashing of teeth and kicking ourselves for not starting out earlier, we decided to head back towards the Angkor compound and explore some other temples we still hadn't seen. We had a great time and at our last temple, where it was about to rain, the place got kind of eerie (in a cool way). The wind kicked up, blowing dead leaves through the stone corridors of the temple. As the skies darkened and crushed the shadows into a deeper shade of black, the juxtoposition of the green moss against the dark grey stone of the temple walls really enhanced the mystery of the place. Who would have expected that a world consisting of just three colors would be so intoxicating? We happened to be walking though a series of doors, all aligned perfectly, the last one like a window opening into the green trees outside the temple. Looking down that long hallway of doors gave the illusion of facing mirrors, when you are able to see your reflection into infinity.

Another fantastic day. We were sad to have to leave so soon. In the morning we would all fly tp Bangkok where we would finally part ways: Capobiancos to India, Chamorros to the southern Thai islands.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Beach Patrol

We continued our way down south via the coast. From Danang, the closest big city to Hoi An, we took a 9 hour train to Nha Trang, a popular beach resort right on the South China Sea. Nha Trang may be the ideal spot for some people, but it was not the charming beach town we'd expected, so we only spent one day there and decided to continue south to another town called Mui Ne (pronounced "Mooy Nay") since it was on the way to Ho Chi Minh City, our final destination in Vietnam.

The day we took the train was Jenna's birthday. What better way to celebrate than be forced to sit upright for 9 straight hours, with Vietnamese soap operas, Vietnamese Star Search and B movies dubbed in Vietnamese blaring at levels that would make your ears bleed? It was such a treat. We reasoned that since we're really a day ahead in Asia, it wasn't technically her birthday and that we would properly celebrate it in Nha Trang when she can actually eat something other than morsels of bread and La Vache Qui Rit (Laughing Cow No-Need-To-Refrigerate-Cheese) and stale Oreos left over from the Shawshank. So we called off the surprise birthday cake from the restuarant car and spared her the embarrassment of us singing Happy Birthday in a compartment full of strangers.

Mike and Val ate same bread and cheese, waved away the free trays of train food but sprang for train chicken that you had to pay for. And train ramen which was not bad, considering.

We rented beach chairs on the beach in Nha Trang and tried to ignore the persistent beach vendors selling more postcards, cooked crabs, T-shirts, massages, necklaces, drinks, snacks, tours, and other crap we didn't want. That night we celebrated and splurged on an excellent dinner and drinks at the Nha Trang Sailing Club. The comfort barometer was measuring high that night.

The next morning, we resumed our backpacker ways and boarded a 6 hour honking bus to Mui Ne. Not all of us could sit together. 2 passengers in the back of the bus vomited. Good times.

We found our charming beach town in Mui Ne, thank god. All we wanted was a place we could stay in for more than one night, and preferably three. The boys did an excellent recon job of finding a great hotel for us. Beach front, pool, breakfast included, and for Michael, a convenient little swell we could see from our balcony.
Mike got to surf, Angelo got his pizza fix, Jenna indulged in a spa treatment, Val got devoured my mosquitoes but worked on her tan and everyone got some R&R and spent some quality time together.

We spent 3 days in Mui Ne, then took another four and a half hour bus ride south to Saigon (we stopped saying "Ho Chi Minh City"...too many syllables.)where the Capobiancos parted ways with the Chamorros. A short, dry-eyed goodbye with promises to meet up in Cambodia after a few days. Val and Michael were picked up by Val's aunt and uncle who recently moved here and whisked off to District 7, where for a few days, life does not resemble backpacking in the least.

As suspected, the food here is much better than in the North. The farther south we've traveled, the more relaxed the country and the people have become. Saigon is all capitalist, all big city, ten times more chaotic. We spent our first day here running errands, missing our travel buddies (so much so we went in search of them, found them and managed to squeeze in some more time togather.) We're grateful to have a few days to spend with Val's family, eat home cooked food, regroup, and make plans for our next stop, Cambodia.

For most recent photos, go to:


Map of Vietnam:
http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/middle_east_and_asia/vietnam_pol92.jpg

From the Observation Deck

Vietnamese Road Rules
(also applicable to Cambodia)

1) Small yields to big. And so pedestrians and animals are lowest on the totem pole.

2) Walk, don't run when crossing the street. That way motorists have a better chance of avoiding you.

3) Disregard all traffic lights.

4) Pass on the left. Or on the right.

5) When your side of the street isn't moving due to traffic, proceed into oncoming traffic.

6) If you missed your turn, turn anyway, into oncoming traffic, or down a one way street.

7) Honk when behind someone.

8) Honk when passing someone.

9) Especially on long bus journeys, honk 90% of the time.

10) When in doubt, honk.

There is order in this chaos. It actually works. And it's absolutely thrilling to be caught up in the middle of it.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Hoi An


From Hanoi, we boarded the night train on September 18, down south to Danang, where we'd planned to take a one hour bus to Hoi An, in total a 13 hour trip. Well, the train we were supposed to be on was sold out so our travel agent put us on the next train but failed to tell us that it was not the Express. The bucket of bolts we boarded was noisy and stopped in every station for the remainder of the journey. At the time, however, we were not aware that we were not on the train we thought we'd paid for, commenting on how surprised we were that it was not as nice as we'd expected and wondering why there wasn't a restaurant car.

After a satisfying dinner aboard of baguettes and Laughing Cow cheese that we hurriedly bought from the vendors in the station, we settled into our narrow bunks and had a great night's sleep, thanks to ear plugs and Jenna's magic sleeping pills, excited to wake up to only a few hours of travel time before arriving in Danang. Oh little did we know.

Refreshed from our uninterrupted sleep and eager to arrive already, imagine our shock when we found out that we were still many many many hours from our destination. 13 hours turned to 14 then 16. The words "Gulag" and "Shawshank" were thrown around in fits of laughter as we had to start rationing the food we had left for the longer than expected journey. A strict limit was placed on water consumption for those who refused to use the not-so-clean train toilets. We did an emergency food run at one stop, where the only edible things you can buy at a train station besides dried squid and candy were crackers and thank god, more laughing cow cheese, which coincidentally needs no refrigeration. In desperation, Val starts to squirrel away more food by buying a fish cake patty from the food cart on board. Fish cake patties, already a sketchy item here in Vietnam, let alone one bought from a train cart is a sure sign of dire straits. To our surprise (not the good kind), the conductor came by with free trays of food: kind of like airplane trays of food, only more like it came from a prison cafeteria. More fits of laughter as some of us sampled the food, Val being the only person able to identify anything in any of the trays besides the rice. Jenna, the resident vegetarian was mortified, and actually so was Val, but in times of famine, one has to remain strong. Good times, good times.

We pressed our sad litle faces up against the metal bars of our train windows, patience wearing quite thin at almost 20 hours, when our train finally pulled into the Danang station at 3:30 in the afternoon on the next day. Unable to tolerate another hour of public transportation, we sprang for cabs(the gypsy kind)into town, a nice perk of what Jenna calls "executive backpacking."

The small charming town of Hoi An is set on the banks of a brown river, and lives up to our very first expectations of the romantic Vietnam: colonial architecture, balconies, lanterns, ceiling fans and surprisingly good food. We were especially pleased to finally be somewhere. Lots of tourists here, but oddly comforting because it means creature comforts are more readily accessible. Our hotel has a pool and free worthless internet access. Which should explain our long blog silence.

Hoi An is known for their custom tailors - you can't miss them, every other storefront is a tailor, promising to make a suit or anything you want in as quickly as five hours. After conferring with a French couple we'd met in Halong Bay who were there at the same time (they had about 30 pieces made between them) we succumed to peer pressure and had to see what the hoo-ha was all about.

Michael had one pin stripe suit, a pair of pants, pin stripe shorts and two shirts made. Val had a heavy winter coat made, all for around $200. They look beautiful. Tomorrow we leave for the beach town, Nha Trang, a 9 hour train ride south. Good times.

For photos of our miserable train journey, go here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/31967627@N00/sets/72157594301499699/
For photos of Hoi An, go here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/31967627@N00/sets/72157594301513226/
For photos of the My Son Ruins, go here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/31967627@N00/sets/72157594301485988/

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Halong Bay


According to legend, when the Chinese tried to invade Vietnam, a great dragon ("long") descended from the heavens and into the bay ("ha") to help the Vietnamese people. As the dragon ran into the ocean, its thrashing tail carved out all the islands and rock formations that make up Halong Bay today. The many islands helped the Vietnamese to hide from and sabotage the Chinese.

It is truly a beautiful place. The four of us spent the night on a boat with 14 other people around our age, cruising the islands, eating well, sunbathing, swimming and kayaking.

The jagged peaks that rise out of the water are magnificent. Through the mist, the hills farthest away look like two dimensional ink stains, dripping skyward in an upside down world.

For photos of Halong Bay, go to:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31967627@N00/sets/72157594299039521/

Um, have you seen my dog?


So, I sort of thought that it was a derogatory joke when people said that the Vietnamese eat dogs, taking it to mean that they will eat virtually anything.

Well, they will eat virtually anything and they do eat dog.

Morbid fascination brought us to the part of town where one can find dozens of canine restaurants. To be fair, not all Vietnamese will eat man's best friend and most are probable repulsed by it. However, a fair number people do relish the taste for it as evident in the packed restaurants we found on our doggie tour.

We arrived at 7:30 in the evening expecting to find dog carcasses hanging from windows like the Chinese do roast duck in Chinatown, or see live dogs in cages waiting to be slaughetered, or god forbid, hear the sounds of one being beaten to death with a metal hose (which I've read is how some are killed to tenderize the meat.) Thankfully, the restaurants we found were more discreet than our imaginations led us to believe. Still, we found dark, caramel roated parts laid out on chopping blocks, not exceptionally unsual looking except for the giveaway tail which sticks straight up in the air like a car antenna. We were relieved no heads were on display like we'd seen in a magazine article, a gruesome snarl frozen in what must be a cruel roasting process. We shouldn't judge, really. I'm sure Spaniel kabobs are quite tasty and normal for some people.

Imagining Vietnam





Admittedly, each of us had our own notion of what Vietnam would be like. Michael's Vietnam was a collage of old war films, the Hanoi Hilton, the Viet Cong, while Val's was a more romanticized image furnished in dark teak, languid ceiling fans and wide colonial verandahs filled with the scent of green papaya.

Our drive in from the airport began the gradual reconstruction of those notions. The crowded new highway was flanked by miles of rice paddies out of which rose monstrous steel billboard after billboard, advertising things like a new mobile phone or say, communist propaganda emblazened over cheerfully drawn smiling young people. People actually wear those cone straw hats stereotypical of the Western world's portrayal of a chinaman. Virtually anything can be transported on a motorcycle or bike: a family of five, cages of live pigs, a refrigerator, or a balancing act of baskets 30 feet high.



When we arrived into the Old Quarter, Jenna and Angelo were waiting for us. Ecstatic to see each other, we exchanged rapid fire greetings, all four of us trying to talk at the same time. Our hotel room was the nicest one we've stayed in by far: a relief after the last couple of dumps.

The Old Quarter is a beehive of honking scooters, honking vans, honking cars (drivers here use the horn about 95% of driving time), cyclo drivers heckling you for a ride, street vendors selling everything from baguettes to cigarette lighters. Local markets abound with souvenirs, seafood, shoes, anything you can imagine. Food stalls selling pho (the traditional Vietnamese noodles with beef), com (rice dishes) and coffee (sometimes in old Pepsi bottles) to customers who seem happy to perch on low plastic stools virtually anywhere along a curb, creating makeshift cafes. A fast favorite of the Chamorros and Capobiancos was the omnipresent Bia Hoi kegs, avialable from mom and pop establishments, a watered down beer for 12 cents a glass. Belly up to a stool on the curb next to small heaps of vegetable and fruit peels floating in sludge in the gutter, hold out one finger and promptly receive a refreshingly cold skunky 12 cent beer. Heaven.



Crossing the road is a favorite activity. At first requiring nerves of steel and careful eye contact with motorists coming at you from all directions, we quickly gratuated to veteran road crossers as we waltzed nonchalantly across the road like we owned it. Traffic just moves around you like the red sea, absolutely thrilling!

So far, the food in Hanoi has not been as good as in Thailand. As San Franciscans, we have the best of the best of all cuisines, Vietnamese being high on our list. But so far, the real thing has not measured up, making us wonder which is more authentic, the flavorful SF version, or the disappointing Vietnamese version. Unlike in Thailand, eating where the locals eat has proven to be challenging. The quality of the food is far inferior, giving new meaning to "mystery meat."

The Vietnamese have survived a long history of colonialism, communism, a terrible famine, and the American War (what they call the Vietnam War), to name a few biggies. The country has a decidedly more communist feel compared to their laid back and far more hospitable Thai neighbors. We have been learning momre and more about this socialist republic since our arrival. In this particular nutshell, it looks good on the outside, but when you crack open the nut, there is nothing inside. Besides agriculture (rice and coffee), the tourist industry is the only other viable industry visible. Every other storefront is a bar or restaurant and/or tour operator able to book you a packaged tour anywhere in the country. Everyone is trying to sell you something all the time, it's hard not to feel like you're just a walking dollar bill.

Hanoi Photos are at http://flickr.com/photos/31967627@N00/sets/72157594298984176/

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Hanoi to Halong Bay...

Hanoi is insane. And we've been busy catching up with Jenna and Angelo...tomorrow we are off to Halong Bay for a couple of days, then we are on a 12 hour train headed south. So we will be offline for the next 3 days or so. Promise to compose next blog from there.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

From the Observation Deck

* Comfort level of pillows in guest houses so far:
1) doormat
2) briefcase
3) sandbag

* Stray dogs. Everywhere.

* Reggae bars seem to be popular, run by Thai guys with fake dreadlocks.

Pai in the Sky II



We've gotten into the habit of waking up very early, or maybe we never got over that initial jetlag....it's a good thing because by lunch time we feel like we've already accomplished a lot. We have a tiny fan only room here at Charlie's Guest House. The mornings start with a litany of sounds we forget exist, in the city. Descending out of the clouds of sleep, we first notice the whir of the fan which is fixed to the wall directly facing the bed. It makes a coffee perculator sound as it beams over us like a spectator at a tennis match. Multiple genres of birdsong nudge us across that final threshold into awakeness. Today is our last (half) day in Pai.

The color green must have been invented here. What a special gem of a place this is - dare I use the word "magical," even. We were in search of a swimming pool I'd read about in Lonely Planet. No address, just "the pool." We asked around and decided to just wander on our bikes til we found it. Out past the main drag, across the river, everything became our own. Aside from the occasional pick up truck and motorcycle rider, there were none of the same familiar faces we'd seen over and over again in town. There we were, two stick fgures yet to be colored in, against a canvas saturated with the most brilliant palette of greens. Bright apple green rice fields lapped at the shores of densely forested, darker green mountains that go from here to Burma. Tucked into one hill was a pagoda, its white and gold stupa peeking through the treetops. Corrugated roofed grain shelters stood stately in the fields like silent metal buffalo sunning their backs. So incredibly peaceful. We followed the hand painted "swimming pool" sign to the most unexpected of places. This eco-oasis in the middle of farmland and not much else. Finding this pool was like hearing the ice cream man's bell from around the corner - it put huge smiles on our faces. Not ten feet from the landscaped pool area, a water buffalo the color of potter's clay was contentedly grazing.

Ahh, but storm clouds were poised and ready, and not ten minutes into pool frolic did the rain start. :( When it cleared we headed farther into the countryside and found the most delightful place, a restaurant called Lazy Chair. It had a thatched roof and bamboo mats on the ground, on top of which were strewn big lazy pillows for resting on and wooden benches for tables. The absence of walls served as our window to the most magnificent backdrop of the rice paddies. The owner of the restaurant, a beautiful wordly woman was handpainting "Lazy Chair" signs to post in town. We had all this to ourselves and felt incredibly lucky. We explored the rest of the day, each place getting better than the last the farther out we rode.

This town is all smiles and friendly faces, from Bohd at the Lazy Chair to Dennis, a native Oregonian who owns the all MAC internet store in town (Apple Pai, ha!) to the sweet Thai Chinese store owner with whom I was able to speak Mandarin and who immediately gave me an automatic You're-My-Peoples discount on a shirt I bought. (We're on a race to revamp our wardrobe and mail our first world clothes home.)

We could spend months here. We will surely return.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Pai in the Sky



The farther north we go, the smaller and quieter these towns get. A four hour drive north through windy mountain roads through jungley scenery that reminded us of Hawaii, we finally arrive in tiny Pai, a hippy enclave nestled comfortably between rice padis and cloud wrapped mountains. There is one main street strewn with guesthouses and tiny stores. Michael is still in recovery but bravely survived the trip with no incident. In fact, he's talked more in 2 hours today than in the last 36 hours. He's much better but still under the weather. Could be the food, the ice (but those watermelon shakes are too good to pass up!) or our malaria meds....no worries.
Just got here a few hours ago and will spend a few days here before heading to Hanoi.

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Mae Taeng Elephant Camp


Sometimes you just have to be tourists.
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Dear Sam, Val's relative who lives in Chiang Mai, who is part Indiana Jones, part Tarzan, part Mother Teresa, takes us to an amazing Thai dinner (lost those photos in the upload) and also to an elephant camp where we rode elephants, an ox cart, bamboo rafted down the river and completed the day with Mike falling very ill with what I think was the flu.

I stuffed my poor husband full of drugs, water and vitamin C and he spent all of yesterday sleeping it off. Today we boarded a packed van on a four hour journey north to a small town called Pai.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Gentler, friendlier Chiang Mai


Ahh, much better.

Chiang Mai is a welcome change to the crowds and traffic of Bangkok. Our guesthouse is in the exact middle of the old walled city. Upon touchdown, our blood pressure has dipped and the giggle quotient has risen. First thing we did was rent bikes and explore the many tranquil side lanes characteristic of this city. It is not unusual to pass monks on their way somewhere, our vendors pushing their carts of shaved ice or fresh fruit.

Discovering a fresh alternative to Cwofee Tawk, Mike and Val stumble upon Monk Chat in Wat Chedi Luang, a centuries old temple not far from the guest house. We wander over to strike up a conversation with the monks and found them to be extremely inquisitive, jovial and blessed with a healthy sense of humor. They learned a little about us and we, them. Though it was somewhat awkward to talk about our 6 month round the world trip after learning that they basically join the monkhood at an early age so that they can receive an education. They wake up at 4:30 every morning and chant for an hour before hitting the streets to collect food from the generous and pious Buddhist community. They eat breakfast and lunch but no food after that for the rest of the day. They study Buddhist teachings all day and a little English as well, handy if you're going to be participating in Monk Chat with people who ask silly foreigner questions like, "so, what do you wear under your robes?" Kidding. We didn't ask that. But we wanted to.

We love it here in northern Thailand and have decided to skip Laos so that we can spend more time exploring this region and also get to Hanoi a little earlier to meet up with our friends Jenna and Angelo who are 3 months ahead of us on their own 6 month trip.

(Drats. Lost half our photos while uploading them....oh well. The important ones were saved.)



View photos here.
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From the Observation Deck

Love you Long Time
Everywhere you turn in Bangkok, you will notice the ubiquitous White male with Thai "girlfriend." Sometimes the contrast between the two is so great, it's difficult not to stare: much older, frumpy, very large men with very tan, much younger Thai girls half their age who barely speak any English. Needless to say, this is quite awkward for Mike and Val. (Mike says: wait are you calling me old and frumpy...and large!?)

Noposh Nosh
Eat where the locals eat. At a fraction of the cost. Even backpacker type places can cost up to 4 times more. Average meal for both of us: like 2 bucks, that includes the mandatory watermelon glass of love.

Tummy-tied
Probably not a good idea to eat before a 2-hour massage. Certain back bends can make it difficult to control certain bodily functions that need controlling.

We're jus' sayin'.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Three Nights in Bangkok


We literally packed and cleaned and rearranged things in Michael's apartment right until the moment we had to leave for the airport. And so, not until we set foot in this bustling city did we truly feel like our adventure had begun. After our 20 hour journey (5 hour transit in Taipei), we arrived in the muggy, crowded, polluted and exciting "City of Angels," Bangkok. Our dear friend Frans met us at the airport and ushered us to our guest house in the Sukhomvit area of town. It was definitely comforting to see a familiar face. This year is the beloved Thai King's 60th birthday and everywhere you look there are thousands of yellow shirts (the royal color, we're guessing) for sale. Every shirt has "Long Live the King" embroidered into it. People actually are wearing them around town.

This is Val's 2nd time to Bangkok and Mike's first. There is a very stark juxtoposition of a shiny cosmopolis against a traditional third world with a myriad of interesting smells, not always pleasant. The humidity is soupy here and multiple showers a day are a must.

Our guest house, SUK 11, was such a delightful find. It is an oasis of calm in this crazy city. A narrow teak house covered in tropical plants on the outside, and on the inside, carefully lit wooden hallways lead to rooms that go all the way down the block, it feels like you're navigating your way through a romantic little village. We have found little reason to leave, and when we have, we look forward to returning to the solice of our temporary home.

Our daily massages have pretty much wreaked havoc on our budget. Today we upgraded from hour-long massages to two-hour long massages, for a mere $10 each.

Tomorrow is our last day here. Bangkok is a little hectic for us, we're escaping north to the quieter and cooler climate of Chiang Mai.

Mike's 2 Cents
When trying to avoid a typhoon-like downpour underneath a bridge, and you need something to take the edge off, opt for Chang Beer instead of Singha. It packs a stronger punch at a fraction of the cost. Go figure.